Hosteller vs dayski .. excerpt from Abhinav's blog

Found this really cool post at my friend's blog...for all those who have stayed in the hostel, this really means a lot

-----In the words of Dr. Reddy

A Hosteller:

• Is supposed to stay in hostel for atleast for 6 days a week, even if it is a 5 day working week.
  Should never get up before the Lunch is about to be served. (Make it around 12 at noon)
  Shouldn't leave any opportunity to hunt down the lunch-boxes of any of the dayschi's.
  Should be able to be awake all thru the night, even if there's no need to do so.
  Ought to have a Nickname
  Should be amongst the last ones to enter the classroom
  Has to develop a capability of sitting in the canteen day-in and day-out, without bothering over the petty issues over who'll pay, at the end of the day
  Would have attended more marriages in the hostel, than the number even attended altogether in whole life
  Wouldn't be the one to let go of any dayschi's, as and when the opportunity comes
  The notes are never meant to be in order for a hosteller
  Would be running around the house of the prof, the night before the exam, to get any clue of what's going to be the pattern of the exam
  Will surely not have all the course with him the day before the exam, and would be seeking help either from a dayschi, or a girl hosteller (Ahem! Ahem!) [from a boy in case of a girl hosteller]
  Should be accustomed to play all sorts of games & sports, even if he knows nothing about it
  Should have a heavily inclined bias towards fellow group-members, as compared to other hostellers, and especially dayschi's
  Ought to have a clear, but deniable bias towards the other sex
  Must have atleast one case of kaatofying of his/her fellow mates
  Should be able to prove his innocence as and when caught into the acts of unfairness
  Has to have such a rapport that all the dayschi's should cater to his/her proposal, whenever there's a decision to be taken for the whole class
  Should identify a room, strictly other than his own, to consider his own for all the acts of life
  Should be able to tell the stories of his hostel life long after he's out of it
  Dare not regret that he was a hosteller some time
  Shouldn't care that its already 22nd law, and its still going on
  Would consider his hostel time as the best time of his life
  Wouldn't fail to give a comment on this post/blog
  Would be eagerly waiting now what a dayschi's laws would include.

Now that its enough for the hostellers, and its clear that the laws for hostellers are never gonna end, we should get over to the traits of a dayschi. It is a well-known fact that for hostellers consider 1+1=11, when it comes to standing up against the dayschi's. I'll take the liberty of calling 1+1=11 here as well, and so, the immutable laws for dayschi's would be-

• A dayscholar:
  1. Loves to attend classes, and moreso, loves to go back home
  11. Would fear going in for a marriage party, and wouldn't bother for anything happening after 8 in the evening.
  11+1. Doesn't care for the college after passing out of it
  11+11. Would hate anyone calling him a "dayschi"